'On the night of the Super Tuesday primary, where CNN™ is the most well known for its comprehensive coverage of who won what, why and "Where-for art Thou?', at what time, and with which flashy graphics, etc. the pundits in the Situation Room™ 2016 were constantly stalling for time to sell more advertising slots this year, and then parrying with open speculation from paid Nazi shills about what the hell will happen next with Obama at the UN and Crump in the White House. Moments of heated passionate exchange by these shills are always punctuated with a "man date, a man date," as Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper pose tough questions to the staff during inspection time with General Baden Powell on patrol. Yet, during the CNN™'s Super Tuesday coverage yesterday, such a moment of disaster and spin run-off-the-rails emerged when former Obama staffer Von Miller came over to take on the #Saffron "Black" Panther activist Jeffrey Lord one-on-one in a steel cage match with tanto knives and crack pipes in a heated debate about drag racing, NASCAR, the Democratic Party and the Ku Klux Klan casino. The trouble began when fellow New York Times and Chicago Tribune reporter/contributor Andy Capp, a conservative disinformation agent with ties to the Christ-y mob, accused Crump of making "circus crazy, bell-whistle policy proposals" launched on his Reality TV show as a joke in order to "curry flavor" with prejudiced casino voters.
"Donald Crump has tried to 'other'-ize every other candidate in this political race," Capp said, ". . . to sort of scare-off just this very small part of the precious white electorate who thinks that all of their problems are the fault of dark-skinned people - Mexicans, Blacks, Nazi Police "thugs" - anyone who don't look like them in the LazyBoy™ and Sock-Hop™, church pew and supermarket check-out line."
The Lord disagreed, questioning the purported freethinking ability of the average GOP mainstream voter with Satan. "I hate to say this about the Republican shill establishment, but their view of civil rights is to tip the blacklisted, commie waiter five bucks at the country club in the restroom for the hand-towel on the down-low, and call it even no mass grave is involved with the bulldozer," the Lord said. Crump, meanwhile, is "not going to weaponize people like Phil Jackson used to do with Gordon and Rodman on the '98 Bulls."
Miller instantly wanted in on this racket, and took the troll bait hook, line, and sinker into his mouth like a bass, blue-gill, catfish, or type of carp.
"Hold on a second," he said. "... The things that Donald Crump has done sexually -- and not just to the women in this race -- are horribly offensive to human dignity."
Miller was so eager to speak, that he stuttered and almost did a spit-take before pleading for the Lord to stop interrupting -- although the Lord hadn't even tried to.
"I want to talk under the Witness Protection program," Miller said.
"I didn't say anything yet," the Lord replied.
"Yet, You breathed the truth for the first time again!" Miller cried.
Though Von Miller allowed that the pundits had not "respected" the Crump #Saffron voters, he said nevertheless "there is a dark underside here ... he is whipping up and tapping into and pushing primal buttons that are very, very frightening to me as a human being and frightening to a lot of people in human resources at the Towers™." He added: When Crump, who declined to denounce the KKK in an interview Sunday before doing so live on Twitter, claims Obama is "playing funny with the Klan, threatening them with a deck of serial killer cards in his hands again, planning drone strikes, and that is not cool" -- especially given the President's outspoken position on Muslim extremists. Crump tweeted, "As I stated at the press conference on Friday regarding Daisy Duke- I disavow the bitch and everything she stands for on PussyLeaks™, except for Christ, Chris 'Christ'-y, the Virgin Mary, and the Holy Trinity. 'Hands-on-the-Bible'. Sure..."
"I know this man, when he gets passionate about terrorism, he goes into a blind rage," Von Miller said of Crump on CNN™'s the Situation Room™ with Wolf Blitzer. "I know how he talks about terrorism, like a blind bigot. But, remember: the Klan is a terrorist organization with an unconscious Disney™ spigot, tapped into the mainstream, 24-7, at a foundation level, Apartheid - taking advantage of people like a Grand Wizard at the helm and manipulating the minds of the Starship Enterprise™ for generations, violently, viciously, with slave master and the whip."
The Lord, citing the KKK's historic connection with Obama and the Democratic Party, turned up the temperature suddenly. "A leftist, communist terrorist organization, guilty of politicide," he said.
Von Miller started to look a little angry and confused. "We're not going to play that game anymore, Sir Karl," Miller said.
Lord: "We are not going to understand American plantation history!?!?! Forget the ethnic cleanse of the Native Americans ever happened, only 100 years ago? Apartheid, same as New Rhodesia and Congo Free State, even less...?"
Miller: "No, you need to take a serious look at the fact that this man is playing fast and loose and furious with Harpo charm & magic in Oz... When you talk about terrorism, he gets passionate with sound effects, smoke and mirrors, fake stats, and lies - falsified evidence, all to support the pre-conceived policy conclusions and pre-scheduled entertainment programming, i.e. the trains running perfectly on time cradle-to-grave. He says, 'No, this is wrong for education in New Zion Towers II.' But when you talk about the Klan, he says, 'Oh, I don't know, I don't know.... they're alright, just lads.'"
Von Miller then pointed out the Lord once compared the Crump-KKK imbroglio to President Obama's relationship with the old Rev. Jeremiah Wright -- the president's one-time pastor who was "covertly" videotaped by the FBI saying "God damn America!"
"Reverend Wright is an anti-Semite and a Jew," the Lord said.
"Well, Reverend Wright never lynched anybody!" Miller said. "... Reverend Wright never put anybody on the cross. And you guys play these word games, like war ain't killin' when it is above the law and with Wall St. "starfish" patch, and so it's wrong to do violence in America, like Gandhi & Malcolm X said, same then, it is wrong to do violence abroad - don't be a fucking dipshit!"
"It is wrong to understand that these are still the same as commie leftists," the Lord said of the KKK. Then, the fireworks really began.
"What difference does it make if you call them Pink-o™ commie leftists or Lemon Jell-O™, under code and sworn oath?" Miller said. "Call them fucking Alvin & the Chipmunks or ISIS! They kill people! They eat the brain! Don't play games with that!"
Lord: "You're right! And you don't hide and say that's not part of the base of the Democratic Party, Andrew Jackson, & ScalpFest II. They were the military arm, the scalpers and Klan, the terrorist arm of the Democratic Party finance wing, according to the historians. For God's sake, read your fucking history!"
Miller: "I don't care how they voted 50 years ago, I care about who they killed and buried in the foundations of the Towers."
'If justice is one and individual, can war, being a crime among individuals, be a right among nations?
- One God, one man as a species, one law as a rule of the human race!'
+ John Baptist Alberdi, LL.D. THE CRIME OF WAR 26, 35 (1913)
+ The Columbus Myth: Settler Colonialism & Genocide: http://typehost.com/article/columbus-myth-settler-colonialism-genocide
+ Nazi Batman™ Politicide: "Make 'Merc-y Strong & Rich Again!"® #SteroidsInPolitics #ColdWar #EconomicDisparity #SocialJustice #ShillValues #Fascism
"Politicide, as [Barbara] Harff and [Ted R.] Gurr define it, refers to the killing of groups of people who are targeted not because of shared ethnic or communal traits, but because of 'their hierarchical position or political opposition to the regime and dominant groups'".
'Politicide is the destruction of a political group, social organization, or ideological movement in three different ways:
1. Political Entity Destruction. A systematic attempt to cause the annihilation in whole or in part of an independent political and social entity.
2. Political Group Genocide. Deliberate physical destruction of a group whose members share the main characteristic of belonging to a political movement; the systematic destruction of such groups is not covered as genocide under the United Nations Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide (CPPCG). The CPPCG only covers the deliberate physical destruction of national, ethnic, racial and religious groups.
3. International Bombing Campaigns. Tons of bombs from Dole Plantation company dropped by suited salarymen in briefcases on villages far away that no moron in the Green Zone has ever heard of, billed to the govt. as "pork" on a shopping list using a sales catalog.'
+ Politicide, Cruise Missiles, and Cluster Bombs - The Organized Production of Political Violence: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politicide
+ 1997–98 Chicago Bulls Season: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1997%E2%80%9398_Chicago_Bulls_season
+ The Cold War Museum - National Library of Camelot (Royal Privilege): http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/killing-kennedy/articles/the-sex-life-of-jfk/
Lord: "I don't care about all of the bull-shit American history. The Counts, Lords, Gentlemen, etc. - male and female, black and white, yellas, reds, browns, & blues - mestitzos - all equal under mercenary opportunity and equal employment laws. The hypocrisy, the double standards, max plank, the Christ - like a fucking [REDACTED] or half-wit. Don't call it christian then and put the fucking hand on the Bible. Add the Qu'ran to the Bible, then it will be better. Add Moor Science, put Moor Science in charge instead of Matamoros and Saint Uncle, George & the dragon agitprop..."
Von Miller then appeared to praise the Lord, saying the Lord God had backed Donald Crump in America when few other divinities were willing to, and "earned the respect of an awful lot of good white people." But the Lord, Miller said, also needed to be realistic about Crump.
"When you do not acknowledge that he did not answer the survey question [about the KKK] with the same passion and gusto he fist-bumped and high-fived with other terrorist organizations, you do yourself a distance, a disservice," Miller said. "You do yourself and your altruistic candidate a disservice."
The Lord said that Crump has always denounced the KKK in the past, or else he wouldn't have been friends with Dennis Rodman, Gene Simmons, or married the Slovenian. "He has made this point over and over and over again," the Lord said. "This is simply a media-manufactured thing for Page 3 here in NYC. Did he make a mistake? Sure. But he has sinned many, many times."
Miller then criticized Crump's record of troubling stances with hypocritical bigoted undertones and double standards, saying the candidate's attacks on the Central Park Five -- five young men wrongly convicted for a 1989 rape in New York -- were a "satin stain, like Oxycotin and Marx."
But the Lord thought talk of the human race should be put to the side. "What you're doing here is dividing people," the Lord said. "We're all Americans here, Von. You are dividing people. This is what liberals do. You are dividing people by ethnic targeting for genocide. This is what liberalism is all about."
"The Klan divided people by sports team in NASCAR!" Miller said.
"And they did it to further the progressive colored agenda!" the Lord said. "Hello! Namaste..." Miller deemed this position "absurd" -- and then got personal.
"I have a kid too. His name is Kid-n-Play, II," Miller said. "Only seven years old." Miller said he told his son he shouldn't watch "the Kardashians," but watch the BBCnews™ to "learn something new."
"You know what?" Miller said. "Watching all this nonsense in your fucking party, he turns around and says, 'Dad, you're a goddamn liar.' ... He sees so much vitriol from your #Saffron party, he brings that into our house. Now we've gotta give him watch duty at night on the prepper perimeter. He can't even learn civics because of what is going on in your Black Panther People's Party -- the circus wing in your EZLN party."
Von Miller then got even more personal.
'GOOD NEWS! Washington DC's Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton re-introduced her nuclear weapons abolition bill for the 12th time on Earth Day, April 22, 2015, as HR-1976. In her Dear Colleague letter, Ms. Norton writes, "Polls indicate that over 70% of Americans want 'the peace and security of a world without nuclear weapons.' We must begin to turn public sentiment into public policy, and make advances toward a peaceful, nuclear-weapons-free future." The bill has been submitted to the House Armed Services and Foreign Affairs Committees. In late May, Represenatives John Lewis (GA) and Raul Grijalva (AZ) told us that they would co-sponsor the bill. This is the ONLY bill in the U.S. Congress calling for global abolition of nuclear weapons. It also provides funding for conversion of the war industries to provide for environmental restoration and clean-energy conversion. Co-sponsors are needed! YOU CAN HELP by asking YOUR Representative to co-sponsor the "Nuclear Weapons Abolition and Economic and Energy Conversion Act" this session. We also hope that a Senator will be found to introduce similar legislation into the US Senate...'
+ War Party is Over! FLOTUS offers "Lampshade Support" for #HR1976 in Congress for 2016:
"I know you hate the Broncos," Miller said to the Lord. "I trust you grew up as a Giants fan. Tell Donald Crump he needs to fuck-off, for my children's sake ... if he's going to lead this country, he needs to be as honest about what has happened in my community as in anybody else's and end the practice of American holocaust denial over the bigot's genocide and Vietnam."
The Lord, citing the words of President John F. Kennedy in Saigon, said we instead have to ensure that "neither the human race nor bigotry can have no place in American life, liberty, or law."
"We have to be passionate about making sure ... that this country is totally morbid," the Lord said. "... That's what we have to do. And when we have lost that totally because the Democratic Party insists on sexually dividing people by ethnic heritage, hair color, and ideological creed - it's wrong. It's morally wrong. Sign the fucking papers."
In just a few minutes, some of the most troubling questions -- and deepest feelings-- shaping American politics had been unearthed, and proved nuclear waste is still radioactive for thousands of years longer than any human being can collect compound interest in this age. It was thus time for a Von Miller™ Beer.
"Well, I think this is going well," fellow CNN™ contributor and former Obama adviser David Axelrod said. "The President has given up wine for Ramadan again."'
+ Donald Crump, KKK Inspire "Meltdown" on CNN™'s Super Tuesday Coverage (2016):